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Episode 30 – A Dirty Thirty Affair

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Welcome to our dirty thirty episode. 

We can’t believe either one of us have made is this far. We’ve got one hell of an episode for you guys this week and considering that this episode premieres while mercury is still in retrograde, we know we could all use a little laugh right about now. Thankfully, Venom came out this past week. Its like Marvel knew us spooky b*tches would be in despair this week!

We also discuss the season of finale of What If, the new prequel Game Of Thrones series and our favorite character from Wanda Vision getting her own spin off series!

We can’t WAIT to see you guys at Wizard World this Friday in Chicago! We will be hosting a small live version of our show on the exhibitor stage at 4 pm! Come say hello 🙂 

The Flash Movie Is Not Fetch, It’s Actually Happening

DC finally decided to make The Flash Movie Happen

Well, well, well. Look who decided to show the fuck up.

Principal photography on Warner Bros. and DC Films’ The Flash is officially a bitch walking into Starbucks and finding a line out the door. So done.

Get it? No? Okay I’ll keep trying.

Colin Nicolson, a sound mixer for the movie confirmed the wrap on his IG. “That’s a wrap on The Flash. #influencer #la #lainfluencer #soundguy #soundguyinfluencer #soundguyinfluencersofinstagram.”

Production on The Flash has suffered massive setbacks, like literally the writers were signed back in 2015. I was like, still a fetus then. Goo goo gah gah.

Like, a whole bunch of shit happened to cause these delays including Seth Grahame-Smith signing on to direct and dipping out only to be replaced by Rick Famuyiwa, who is was like “oops I signed on to The Flash? I thought I was signing on to The Rash, a post apocalyptic feature about and STI running rampant.” .

After that dude left, Warner Bros. got Joby Harold to rewrite the script cause it was shit. Now we’re in fucking 2018 and I’m finally out of the womb still waiting on this damn movie.

John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein were announced as the new directors, but that was literally just an April Fools joke, because then, Andy Muschietti was named the new director in August 2020, and production began with bitches in masks in April 2021. Despite the new script and new director, there were still some setbacks like an accident with a Batcycle. Whatever the fuck that is. Listen I don’t make the news, I just copy paste it and then make fun of it.

Barry Allen will be played by the great Ezra Miller, which I have no jokes about because Ezra Miller to The Flash is Ryan Reynolds to Deadpool.

Also there are some Batman’s in this movie including Ben Affleck and Michael Keaton. Um, who gonna tell DC that Marvel is already doing multiverses?

You know who won’t be in this movie and was supposed to be? A hot guy with metal arms!!

That’s right I’m fucking tal’m bout Cyborg. He was supposed to be in it but fucking Joss Whedon is a mother fucking white man who hates black people AND women SO! Ain’t happening. They were gonna be besties but racism is real!

So excited for another superhero movie starring a straight white male!! 😀

Episode 29 – Relatable Meets the Dune Cast

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After being plagued by illness most of the month of September, we are back and this week’s episode has been in the works since July. We are *SUPER EXCITED* to have Rod Johnson, cohost of Dune Cast, hanging out with us for this week’s episode. DuneCast is our favorite Dune podcast out there and this episode was a dream come true.

Y’all know we are Dune fanatics and worship the spice. We try our best to annotate Dune in our own words but know that shit can make it even more difficult to understand – Rod on the other hand, is like an expert of Arrakis. We dove into some of our favorite characters, scenes and we take it back to the night we got to preview the first 20 minutes of Dune back in July!

Dune drops October 22nd, here in the states! Pay the extra few bucks and see it in IMAX if you can. And get ready for your life to be changed forever. 

 

What If? Episode 5 Live Reaction

What If? Episode 5 LIVE REACTION!

WHAT IF? ZOMBIES!?

Hank Pym and friends are at it again. This time, instead of Hank murdering the entire Avengers team he brought a Zombie in from the Quantum Realm!?

How? Maybe a plot hole…OR MAYBE SOMEONE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE THERE AND INTERFERED?

Poor Janet Van Dyne, can’t seem to catch a God Damn break.

Episode 28 – Alive and Unwell

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Please excuse us for our absence last week – we were busy fighting zombies alongside whatever is left of the Avengers. Don’t believe us? Thats fine. Disney Plus doesn’t lie. Check out the latest episode of What If for proof. 

…okay well maybe we were just fighting covid. And maybe the cough medicine made us have some wild dreams, but we swear the zombie part is real!! Why the hell would we want to exist in a world where America’s favorite ass is deflated and part zombie? Sounds like our own personal hell. 

The MCU made up for all of that though by giving us what we’ve been asking for, for years – the Hawkeye trailer!! Purple is the color of royalty and Kate Bishop is our queen. Episode 

Episode 27 – All My Heroes Are Dead

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Our mantras, manifestations, crystals and brujeria finally paid off this week – we were blessed with the Spiderman No Way Home trailer!!!!! 

If you haven’t watched this trailer yet, please stop what you’re doing and head to our Youtube to watch our live reaction (aka us just screaming and crying) to the trailer.

As if this trailer wasn’t enough to add to our alcoholism (of course we celebrated with a white claw when this trailer came out – duh), the Disney Gallery premiered an all inclusive, behind the scenes episode of The Mandalorian season 2 finale! If you put Luke Skywalker in anything, sign us up. We pray to him every night before we go to bed. 

Guess whose going to jail tonight? If you know you know. Mark Hamill is going to post our bail tonight. 

Episode 27 – All My Heroes Are Dead

https://www.podbean.com/media/share/pb-g5uzi-10ca160

Our mantras, manifestations, crystals and brujeria finally paid off this week – we were blessed with the Spiderman No Way Home trailer!!!!! 

If you haven’t watched this trailer yet, please stop what you’re doing and head to our Youtube to watch our live reaction (aka us just screaming and crying) to the trailer.

As if this trailer wasn’t enough to add to our alcoholism (of course we celebrated with a white claw when this trailer came out – duh), the Disney Gallery premiered an all inclusive, behind the scenes episode of The Mandalorian season 2 finale! If you put Luke Skywalker in anything, sign us up. We pray to him every night before we go to bed. 

Guess whose going to jail tonight? If you know you know. Mark Hamill is going to post our bail tonight. 

Episode 26 – Return of the Jedi

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We’ve nearly reached the end of the summer, the end of Leo season and …..the end of a 18 day bender of way too much alcohol. Everyone is getting ready to go back to school, be kicked off unemployment and even to start shopping for Halloween candy because Target clearly isn’t having another socially distanced covid Halloween this year.

We missed you guys terribly and because of that, this episode is 74 fucking minutes. SEVENTY FOUR. #reasonsitsnotourfault – we chose to take a very long nap during the most intense time of the nerd world ; The Bad Batch season finale and the release of The Suicide Squad!!

Needless to say, many tears were had. RIP to the the original clone base planet of our dreams – Kamino < / 3 I guess we should also say RIP to Pete Davidson too because he didn’t make it too far in The Suicide Squad (such waste of talent) 

WE’RE BACK AND READY TO LAUGH. PRESS PLAY IF YOU DARE.