Tom Holland Was Rude To Me

Tom Holland, pretend boyfriend of myself, personally attacked me yesterday when he described his third Marvel/Sony Spider-Man film as the end of a franchise.

Spider-Man: No Way Home star, Tom Holland said the third Spidey is the end of the trilogy. And that’s just fucking rude.

“We were all treating [No Way Home] as the end of a franchise…I think if we were lucky enough to dive into these characters again, you’d be seeing a very different version. It would no longer be the Homecoming trilogy.”

He then went on to say that if they did move on with the franchise it would be completely different from the original films. Like, I fucking get it, okay? I do.

But Tom Holland better get it to-fucking-gether, because Marvel is not letting your ass go. NO! *spoiler* Venom just licked your fucking face! You still in this bitch and you better get ready. We get it, you’re like 47 at this point and it’s hard playing a 17-year-old next to Zendaya, the supermodel created in a lab to be perfect, but throw some botox in that forehead and get applying to Empire University because I’m fucking ready for it.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES. See you in the multiverse, Spidey love.

XOXO-

Comic Book Bitch

Episode 21 of Relatable With Ilsa and Kyra – Pizza Rats

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In this episode Ilsa and Kyra discuss the legendary tale of the Pizza Rat, their low standards of living, and they celebrate America’s birthday! Happy 2021st birthday to you John Adams!

Then it’s time for So Fucking Quiche or Not Fucking Quiche!

Topics include Robert Rodriguez, Spider-Man couplings, and the new Peacemaker series coming to HBOMax.

Before Ilsa and Kyra get into the recaps for Loki and the Bad Batch, they die and become Force Ghosts because Ryan Reynolds has a fucking TikTok!!

This is a fun one and I hope you enjoy!!

Xoxo,

Your friendly neighborhood Comic Book Bitch.

So Many New Stories Came Out This Week!

What #1 and #0 Comic Books did you pick up this week?

Army of the Dead Trailer

I love zombies and I love Dave Bautista. And I will love this movie.

The jist is this: A group of bad ass motherfuckers with guns enter a quarantine zone in Las Vegas to pull off the biggest heist ever!

WHY?

Does money even matter in a post apocalyptic world? Or maybe they just wanted to enjoy the casino-hotel amenities?

Who knows?

Not this betch.

What I do know is that it is taking place in Las Vegas which means the costume department had a lot of fun with this one.

I bet they will be able to do some really fun stuff with who they’re killing as zombies, people dressed in feathers or whatever.

And Zac Snyder is directing! How did he ever find the time directing this and Justice League!?

Tig Notaro is in this too! She is one of my most favorite comedians ever!

Coming to a Netflix streaming app near you!

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The Cruella Trailer!

The trailer for Disney’s Cruella is out now. And I’m fucking pumped.

A mood.

Cruella has always been my favorite Disney princess, so I simply cannot wait until this movie comes out. Also, I love the accent that Emma Stone made up. It’s like British meets Atlantic meets Moira Rose.

Très chic!

-Comic Book Betch

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Boys Season 3 Begins Filming Today!

Pretty excited to see what happens in Season 3! I can’t get the image of Starlight, Kimiko, and Queen Maeve kicking the shit out of Stormfront out of my head.

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!

I guess Stormfront is still alive according to the show’s creator. I wonder how she will play into season 3 if they decide to bring her back?? Can she regrow limbs or is she going to be crawling around without legs and arms and an eye?

This could definitely be there moment to rebuild her into a cyborg.

No arm? No eye? No problem!!

Let’s pray all the new Disney+ Marvel shows keep me alive long enough to see this new season!!! I will give anything to see Jack Quaid act in anything! Give him everything and protect Hughie Campbell at all costs!!

For all your comic book news, comic book resources, and The Boys updates

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Official Trailer for Falcon and The Winter Soldier

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FRIEND! I HAVE COMIC BOOK NEWS!

I am 100% more excited to see this new Disney+ Series after watching this trailer. My friend was telling me that The Falcon and The Winter Soldier was going to be good, but in no way did I believe her. I was skeptical because of the clusterfuck that was Captain America and the Winter Soldier.

HATED IT.

The trailer begins with The Falcon and The Winter Soldier at some sort of mediation because they do not get along. And they do not get along because both of them were in love with Steve Rogers, and he couldn’t choose between them.

I like a love triangle as much as the next Comic Book Betch, but the reason Steve never chose the Winter Soldier or The Falcon was because he was still in love with Peggy Carter. And, like, didn’t he bone Peggy’s granddaughter or something? Which is his own granddaughter because we learn that Captain America goes back in time and has a life with Peggy after Avengers: End Game?

Idk Steve Rogers shit is messy. Remember when Black Widow was trying to jump his bones?

Anyways, The Falcon and The Winter Soldier are now teammates or something who don’t get along because they are both still in love with Captain America, and without meaning to do so, Captain America pit them against each other in this weird competition for his affection. So that is what I assume what this series is about: them just talking about how much they want to marry Steve Rogers and how he was the best guy ever, and then Peggy’s granddaughter shows up and beats everyone up for them while they stare at photos of Steve.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

-Comic Book Betch

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UPCOMING MARVEL FILMS!!

and tv shows…

Right now, Marvel Studios is filming:

-Spider-Man 3

-Doctor Strange 2 The Multiverse of Madness

-Thor 4 God of Love and Thunder

-Ms. Marvel (Disney+ Series)

-Hawkeye (Disney+ Series)

-Quantummania (early shoots)
-Loki (reshoots!!!!!)

And next month She Hulk and Moonknight will start production!!!

AND THEY HAVEN’T HAD A POSITIVE COVID-19 CASE YET! FINALLY 2021 AND 2022 ARE MY NEW REASONS TO LIVEE!!!!

Coming soon…

Morbius 2021 issue #1 comic book recap

Deadpool Week!

Hey kids! It’s Deadpool week! (I decided, officially.) We just celebrated two weeks worth of Spider-Man on accident, so now it is time for Spider-Man to step down from his throne and bend the knee to a different masked crusader. I have tons of reviews coming up such as; “Deadpool Too Soon?” “Deadpool Back in Black” and “Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe AGAIN!!” WOW I CAN’T WAIT! Can you??